I got twerked on by a stripper fuck yeah
Going shopping after you’ve gained weight is shitty
The fact that my favorite actor and actress have been in a movie together makes me so happy
Anonymous asked: please post a picture of yourself?
There are pictures of me under the me tag!
Anonymous asked: I wish liking you mattered
Feel free to come off anon!
"It’s time to float on the waters of the night.
Time to wrap my arms around this book and press it to my chest, life preserver in a seat of unremarkable men and women
anonymous faces on the street,
a hundred thousand unalphabitized things
a million forgotten hours.”
- Billy Collins